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How to put on a shirt 12 Months ago
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Step 1: Put the Shirt over your head, (you will be temporary blind for a sec, dont be alarmed.)
Step 2: Put your head through the middle hole, (You can now see)
Step 3: Put both arms through the corresponding sleeves. (the tighter the better, Make sure your mom buys the smallest kind.)
Step 4: (Optional for more experience shirt wearers) Pop your collar, by firmly grasping the corners of your collar with your index and thumb and pulling towards the sky.
You have now conquered this feat with great practice you might even be able to wear pants.
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Demek
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Re:How to put on a shirt 12 Months ago
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I can has pants nao?
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Paxi, fixi, knaxi, lexi, knoxi, schmexi, schixi drauf. Paxi, fixi, reib sie, knall sie, nimm sie, wirf sie, zieh sie aus. Paxi, fixi, roxi, treib sie, saug sie, lutsch sie, schixi drauf. Paxi, fixi, stoß sie, pop sie, reib sie, pimp sie, schmeiß sie raus
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Re:How to put on a shirt 12 Months ago
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Nope, no pants for you!
Also Dallas, you smartass.
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Last Edit: 2009/09/10 18:05 By Otnehs.
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Re: How to put on a shirt 12 Months ago
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fucking lol!
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Re:How to put on a shirt 12 Months ago
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I am not as popular as I once was now that I have attained this skill - but thank you - I was cold very often!!!
Waiting patiently for the pants post ...
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Re:How to put on a shirt 12 Months ago
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No pants for us  |
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Paxi, fixi, knaxi, lexi, knoxi, schmexi, schixi drauf. Paxi, fixi, reib sie, knall sie, nimm sie, wirf sie, zieh sie aus. Paxi, fixi, roxi, treib sie, saug sie, lutsch sie, schixi drauf. Paxi, fixi, stoß sie, pop sie, reib sie, pimp sie, schmeiß sie raus
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Re:How to put on a shirt 12 Months ago
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oh man ... I was really looking forward to the pants!!!
Oh!! ... and this shirt I'm trying has no middle hole ...
it has little round plastic things all in a line ... and little bitty holes all in a line ...
I found the sleeves though ... so I skipped that first step ... and at least it quit falling to the floor ...
but I'm still cold!!!
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Re:How to put on a shirt 12 Months ago
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That's a weird shirt lol
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Paxi, fixi, knaxi, lexi, knoxi, schmexi, schixi drauf. Paxi, fixi, reib sie, knall sie, nimm sie, wirf sie, zieh sie aus. Paxi, fixi, roxi, treib sie, saug sie, lutsch sie, schixi drauf. Paxi, fixi, stoß sie, pop sie, reib sie, pimp sie, schmeiß sie raus
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Re:How to put on a shirt 11 Months, 3 Weeks ago
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Interweb research has revealed to me that I was attempting to put on a button-down shirt using a pullover shirt instruction set.
Due to the extreme danger posed (and the possible litigation arising from any unpleasant accidents) I would suggest that you post a disclaimer on behalf of www.youjustlost.com somewhere in this thread ... before someone puts an eye out!!!
Also - found out that putting on pants has, in some instances, proven to be fatal - so I understand now why we can has no pants ...  but I am still a little chilly at night ... |
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Re:How to put on a shirt 11 Months, 3 Weeks ago
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i heard taking pictures and posting them on the internets will warm you up  |
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Demek
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